Malcolm was most surprised when he saw a bunch of mistletoe hanging above the British Airways luggage check-in desk at Glasgow airport recently. He was sure this was not an invitation to steal a kiss from the attractive airline staff checking the bags so eventually he said to the girl "I give up. Why is the mistletoe hanging there above the luggage scale?" The attendant smiled sweetly (even though she had answered that question a hundred times already that day) and said, "So you can kiss your luggage good-bye."
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